Dating an older rich man
Some guys just come to this realization sooner than others *cough**cough*.5. Thanks to the patriarchy, women learn to master blow jobs early in their sexual lives (sometimes before they even lose their virginity) but guys typically don't figure out that women want their vulvas licked until their mid-20s.
You didn't want to be with that guy who wanted an "outdoorsy girl" anyway. And he knows that vulvas don't usually look like two unused Pink Pearl erasers and smell like Bath and Body Works vanilla bean. Either way, older guys are more likely to be the most comfortable snuggle you've ever had.12. Have you ever seen an early-twentysomething guy get handed a baby?So you can expect him to be similarly sensitive to the needs and obligations in a personal relationship as well.This is a far cry from your younger ex who couldn’t be trusted to put the mortgage in the back nor remember to pick up your son from soccer practice.Thankfully, most guys grow out of being the Leg Hair Police in their mid-20s. In his years of dating, he's probably been with a woman during a pregnancy scare and now fully understands the value of family planning.14.By the time they're 27, they could be sleeping with a sexy Chewbacca for all they care. He has his own friends and job and hobbies and schedule.